A Conversation Overheard

Josh: Uh, Doug, you just touched my ass.
Doug: Yeah, I know.
Josh: That's kinda gay.
Doug: But I called you a homo first.
Josh: Yeah, but you touched my ass.
Doug: But I called you a homo. That means it's fair game.
Josh: What, so you can do whatever you want because I'm a homo?
Doug: Pretty much.
Josh [walking away]: Yeah, whatever. Next you're gonna tell me that it's cool if you touch my balls.
Doug: Well...that is the next step in being a homo...