Would you share an apartment with Kevin Federline for $50,000?
Maybe. Who's Kevin Federline?
Britney Spears's ex-husband.
Oh. Uh, sure.
Uh, no, I don't think so.
Oh. Uh, sure.
Would you have sex with Jessica Biel if there was a 1 in 10 chance that her vagina would turn into a garbage disposal?
Uh, no, I don't think so.
Would you stick your penis in a glory hole if there was an equal chance that your mother, Jenna Jameson, or Greg Gumbel would be on the other side?
Who's Greg Gumbel?
Would you let an old toothless woman give you a blowjob for $50,000?
No.
Dude, think of the hummer she'd give!Uh, no fucking way.
Would you have sex with a sheep for $200,000?
No.
No.
Vladimir Lenin's corpse?
Eew.
Eew.
A bag of croutons?
Hell yeah, I'd fuck croutons for $200 grand.
Hell yeah, I'd fuck croutons for $200 grand.
2 comments:
i'd do any of those things for fucking 200 thousands dollars. jesus h christ.
well... save the lenin and sheep thing... that's just wrong.
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