Something Mundane

When I saw this, I decided immediately to do it, because my blog has gone months with no attention and these things always seem like more fun just before I collapse from exhaustion.

Where's your phone ?
Next to my left hand.

Spell your name without an E:
Drw. Apparently I'm not good enough for a vowel.

What was the last thing you drank?
Lemonade.

Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?
Loud enough to hear all of it and to hear little else besides.

What are you excited for?
The day when I wake up and realize that I can breathe, because I made it. Because I'm safe.

Have you lived in the same town your entire life?
No. Yes. No?

What was the highlight of your day?
Getting a big ass panel done for a museum exhibit. Small computers and large documents confuse me.

At this very moment, what exactly are you doing?
This?

Who was last person you took a picture with?
I have no idea. Maybe my staff from Hamilton, or my family on vacation.

What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
Either "Lost in Translation" or "Shakespeare in Love".

Last time you had a headache?
The night the cop came to supboena me.

Have you ever changed someones diaper?
Yep. Two little shit-monsters. And they're just as bad now, although the diapers are metaphorical.

Do you know anyone named Betsy?
Betsy, no. Betsey, yes.

When is the last time you went to taco bell?
Whenever it was, it was too recent. Two weeks, maybe?

Who did you last go out to eat with?
Shona, or my family. I can't remember right now.

What are you listening to?
The clattering of the keys and the murmuring of a muddled heart.

Has the last person you kissed met your parents?
Many, many times.

Do you ever cry during movies?
If I'm really attached, yeah.

Who is the first person you saw this morning?
Um, the whole family simultaneously?

What do you want more than anything right now?
Emily, whenever I may find her.

What are you wearing?
Clothing. And a hemp bracelet I made because I am bored.

When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
My sister hugs me before bed every night, but before that it was Emily, whenever I saw her last.

Do you think more about the past, present, or future?
Always the past. Or the future, but less frequently than the past. The present can suck a bag of dicks.

Where is the last place you slept besides your bed?
My couch.

Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
I know someone does, but I don't know what that means anymore.

How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
Not enough.

Do you miss anyone?
God, yes.

Are you wearing jeans right now?
I haven't worn jeans in weeks.

Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
I'm not sure if I talk about them or perform sleight-of-hand so that they seem exposed but are really hidden.

Have you ever kissed someone with braces?
No.

Who is the last person you missed a call from?
Someone wanting money I don't have.

Tell me, what's on your mind?
I want to feel alive.

Are you happy?
If I was, would I really know?

What's bothering you?
This quiz and its redundancy.

Is there a reason for your Myspace song?
It's lovely and sad. Which is the most beautiful combination in the world.

Have you told anyone you love them today?
Yes, actually. It was probably a mistake.

Did you kiss/hug anyone in the past 24 hours?
Hug, yes; my sister. Kiss, no, and that's not likely to change soon.

Do you go tanning?
Oh, yeah, then I get those fly-ass fake nails. And a weave.

The last person you kissed breaks your heart, what do you do?
This survey, I suppose.

Will tomorrow be a good day?
I thought that yesterday was a bad day, but today was worse, so probably not, no.

The one person who has hurt you the most says they love you, you say?
"I love you too."

Do you have any nicknames?
Only when people don't know me, or aren't seeing me clearly.

Will you be in a relationship next month?
No.

Do you think there are circumstances when it's okay to wait for someone?
Yes.

Do you have any pets?
A cat and a dog. The dog is a bitch. The cat's fuckin' balla.

Is there anyone in the room with you?
No.

What do the majority of people in your life call you?
Drew.

Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
Yeah.

Current relationship status?
Impasse.

Would you ever get a tattoo?
Someday, when I figure out what to get and where.

Are you currently frustrated with a boy or girl?
Frustrated? No.

Morning or night person?
I like the mornings, but I can never get up for them.

Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?
Yes, and sometimes I liked them.

Does someone else like the same person you do?
Yes, people always seem to.

Do you sleep on a particular side of the bed?
Smack dab in the middle. You can ask, I'm an awful bed-hog.

Do you think of anyone and start crying?
Yes.

Do you tell people your relationship status?
I don't like to talk about it right now.

What is the nearest green thing to you?
Strands on the bracelet my sister made me.

When was the last time you saw your mom?
An hour ago, when she went to bed.

Is there someone of the opposite sex you tell everything to?
Emily, but increasingly Tiffany as well.

Do you think there is someone thinking about you right now?
Yes.

Do you believe in second chances?
No, it's all the same chance. It's either extended or terminated.

What is the color of your shirt ?
Slate.

Do you prefer the ocean or pool?
I don't swim, so the ocean. Looking at pools makes me think of The Virgin Suicides. Don't know why.

Do you laugh a lot?
Occasionally, when I'm happy. Or hysterical.

Are you happy with your life right now ?
When the rock reaches the top and rolls back down, where is happy?

Have you told anyone you miss them lately?
Yes.

Do you know any guy who straightens his hair?
Me, sometimes.

Were you smiling in the last picture taken of you?
Maybe, but I doubt I meant it.

Do you think that you’re a good person?
When good is a matter of what someone else thinks of me, I don't really care.

Do you hate the last girl you were talking to?
Not at all, though it hurts me to admit it.

Do you currently have a hickey?
No.

Are you able to grab your cell phone without moving from where you are now?
Yes.

Has someone annoyed you today?
My little brother is a walking annoyance.

Are you closer with your siblings or cousins?
My cousins, when we talk. My siblings are much too young.

Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?
Rainy, as long as I'm inside with a book. Otherwise, overcast.

Is there someone you wouldn't mind kissing right now?
Sadly, yes. And therein lies the rub.